Sheffield, Uk. Omar is determined to become a Jihadi soldier. Dim-witted Waj thinks this is a great idea, but white Islamic convert Barry has other ideas. Meanwhile, Faisal has learned how to make a bomb – but he can’t blow himself up just now because his sick father has ‘started eating newspaper’ – so he’s going to train crows to fly bombs through windows. The most inept terrorists the world has ever seen are about to make their mark – on each other if nothing else.

Certificate: 15

Running Time: 101 mins